Speed Racer Drinking Game

1. Continuously drink every time Speed's car is flying through the air in slow motion.
2. Drink every time a car crashes, this includes drawings of crashes and ice sculptures.
3. Drink every time the monkey is introduced into a scene.
4. Drink every time something is said in a language besides English, including gibberish.
5. Drink every time someone says the name "Speed".
6. Drink every time the narrative skips *backwards* in time.
7. Drink every time Speed uses a Gadget (ex. Jumpjacks, hexodyne spare, bubble shield).
8. CHUG EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVERY TIME YOU ARE FOREWARNED ABOUT A KISSING SCENE.
9. There is a mandatory 5min water break before the Queen starts the Crucible