Speed Racer Drinking Game

1. Continuously drink every time Speed's car is flying through the air in slow motion.
2. Drink every time a car crashes, this includes drawings of crashes and ice sculptures.
3. Drink every time the monkey is introduced into a scene.
4. Drink every time something is said in a language besides English, including gibberish.
5. Drink every time someone says the name "Speed".
6. Drink every time the narrative skips *backwards* in time.
7. Drink every time Speed uses a Gadget (ex. Jumpjacks, hexodyne spare, bubble shield).
8. CHUG EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVERY TIME YOU ARE FOREWARNED ABOUT A KISSING SCENE.
9. There is a mandatory 5min water break before the Queen starts the Crucible

Behold! The Cock that was Hammered!

SEE COCK HAMMERING VIDEO HERE.

A Day in the Life of Taters

So today as I was heading to my stores' bathroom, I walked into a wall. My boss laughed and then called me mashed potatoes. Fuck. THIS NICKNAME IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR CERTAIN SMALL GROUPS OF FRIENDS AND *CHAN SHIT. not you mr boss ;_;

Deadbabies had sex with this

Seriously what the hell is that? He said he was checking some girl's vajayjay. But that's no vajayjay. I've seen unshaved before and that ain't one. Fearing for his life I told him to pull out. But he had already been consumed by the beast.

RIP Deadbabies. Good night sweet faggot.

I for one welcome our new mutant prehistoric alien vagina overlord and wish a swift and painful death to her enemies.

Chzy Yoshi

found: dbbs u run ch7 wrong
found: lemme tell u hao 2 do it
* Found puts on glasses
found: u need a yoshi
found: and sum chz
^__^: aug get sum naga laugh
found: and u rub chz on yoshi
found: and then put yoshi in the sun so the chz melts
deadbabies: omg
deadbabies: yoshi is chzy P:
found: then we all clean yoshi togevr
deadbabies: omg
deadbabies: 3
deadbabies: :3
found: and its like a bonding experience

Chzy Yoshi

dbbs u run ch7 wrong
lemme tell u hao 2 do it
* Found puts on glasses
u need a yoshi
and sum chz
<^__^> aug get sum naga laugh
and u rub chz on yoshi
and then put yoshi in the sun so the chz melts
omg
yoshi is chzy P:
then we all clean yoshi togevr
omg
<3
:3
and its like a bonding experience

^__^

<^__^> emoticons are fun \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Another video of our mascot :3

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Yeah, uh, what.

So today, as I was drinking my watery Sprite that I purchased from McDonald's during my lunch break, my boss decides to sneak up on me and says in an airy voice, "Hello, taters." Needless to say, watery Sprite got everywhere. I'm also scared as to how he knows my nickname is taters.

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Sup Sexy Bitches

Sup Channel7 viewers and citizens of the Holy Seventh Channel it's your friendly neighborhood Hammercock here to update you on the goings on in our part of the internet.

The pressing issues.

We need ponbiki and Anonimite back in Channel7 IRC. Apparently they are too "busy" with their "lives" or some meaningless shit I don't care about. Reasons for this include:

1.) Ponbiki for involuntary group homosexual sexing.
2.) Anonimite so that she can record such involuntary group homosexual sexing with a digital recording device.

7CHAN FO' LYFE NIGGARS!

Peace and Fried Chicken Grease.

Also :3 :3 :3 :3

o hai thar, internet

Hey, yall. I'm POTATOES. If you don't happen to know who the fuck I am, I'm a regular from #channel7 (and an op :3). I'm also an ex-trap. Woohoo. Anyway, I'm a new writer for this here blag, and I will (hopefully) update it regularly about random shit that I feel like. Anyway, this is me just introducing myself to yall, and I hope I have a good blagging experience on this here world wide website.

Saiko: Official Channel Mascot

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Here's Saladan0's kawaii new hamster Saiko <;3

Bots have a fit at each other

^__^: shuddup, badbot >:0
Kawaii: shuddup, badbot
poe: not my style of game
^__^: shuddup, badbot >:0
Kawaii: shuddup, badbot >:0
deadbabies: If someone said "Hay deadbabies do you want to play a game like civilization" I would say Okay
^__^: shuddup, badbot >:0

Spambot history lesson

T is they need no helms Nor hauberks mailed--in battle treach'rous
fiends. Aoi. CCXXXVI. The Emir has himself ten legions armed. To form
the first the giants of Malpruse Were summoned; to the second came the
Huns; The Hungres made the third; Baldise-la-Lungue The fourth, and
Val-Penuse the fifth; the sixth Maruse; the seventh Leuz and
Astrimonies; The eighth Argoilles; Clarbone the ninth; the tenth Formed
of the bearded men of Val-Fonde, A tribe that never would love God. The
songs Of Geste of France thus thirty legions count: A mighty host where
many a trumpet blasts. Forward, like valiant knights, the Pagans ride.
Aoi. CCXXXVII. The Emir, rich and mighty lord, commands Before him to
display his dragon-flag, The standard of Mahum and Tervagant; With it
Apollo's image, evil god. Ten Canelieus about him ride, and cry This
sermon with loud voice: "Who by our Gods Craves to be saved, with the
most contrite heart Must pray!" And then the Pagans low incline Their
heads and chins, with brilliant helms bent down To earth.--"Now,
gluttons, comes your hour to die!" Cry out the French; "Confusion be
your lot. This day, O God of ours, defend King Carle, Turn Thou the
scale of battle to his side!" Aoi. CCXXX